merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

image

"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

image

"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

image

"i can’t-"

image

(via spartan-horse)

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

(via cringing)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via fake-mermaid)

"I’m just gonna bullshit it."

my life motto for the past 20 years  (via princefili)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via borracho4life)